National kinky day

31st of May, The National kinky day where everyone is kinky and want's to fuck you! We're all horny here, so let's make the most of it.

person: yo lemme smooch those thighs
person 2: feet pics pls
you: alr ig u do u homie it is national kinky day afterall

by gayass clown May 31, 2022

Piss kink haver

What my friends think I am :(

Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver

Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink

by TheFagWithoutApissKink June 3, 2022

The King

You are receiving head as a passenger and you have to steer as a passenger and give directions to the head giver in the drivers seat on weather to go faster or slower (Gas peddle or head). No one knows which is which. This is dangerous and uncondoneable.

Dickhead is in the passenger seat and the girl in the driver seat says," Want me to make you feel like a king?" he says yes and she leans over and begins to give him oral head. While steering for the driver The King suddenly realizes that when he asks her to go faster that the head giver doesn't know weather he is asking to give faster head or car speed.

by marblestackr June 5, 2022

Acid kinnie

A acid kinnie is a super hot straight person. Somebody that is really hot, has a amazing personality, and is equal to heaven

“Ur so hot, u must be a acid kinnie”

“Omg how did u know!!”

by Orisodjwofniw June 5, 2022

Landon kinkter

when you get play once a year with a 6/10 chick and you ask her if shes kinky

yo bro i pulled a landon kinkter last night

by Landon Bichter June 6, 2022

Sanzu kinnie

People who said “Trying it won’t make me an addict” and a year later rely on it to be happy. They live in a world created by their own delusions.

Me: I Really got to get over my multiple addictions

My friend: I know

Me: ayo pass that dmt pen

My friend: *sighs* Sanzu kinnie

by Kobozo June 12, 2022

monkey king 2

horny + gacha hater

"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"

by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022