get your "insert word" mug or gator for your friend "insert name here"

something urban dictionary wants you to get

example
uraban dictionary: get your "insert word" mug or gator for your friend "insert name here"
everybody: no

by fumbling cow 9577 March 17, 2021

He slew me, your mother

The coolest saying ever to grace the planet of the Apes.

He slew me, your mother!

by Alpaca Lenny November 11, 2004

Watching your jet

The best way to fuck with people, especially those who don’t know who what it means

“Hey dude she’s not watching your jet rn” “yea man why is she not watching her jet”
Her “wtf does that mean”

by Arizonaian October 5, 2018

nose your pubes

When the female (hopefully it's a female) deep throats a guy, making her nose touch the guy's pubes.

OH SHIT NUGGAH!!!11 Did that hoe really nose your pubes and gag?

by LMAONADEZ August 11, 2008

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003

Tying your hoodie strings

One doesn't know how to be cool, in other words your prob just a fag with bad hair

One time in class I was tying my hoodie and some kid asked me.. Why are you tying your hoodie strings? how bad did your barber fuck up????

by ChefBOIareD March 12, 2017

hey gurl whats your name

This is a pick up line to get a girls attention so a guy can get them digits

Jimmy:Hey gurl whats your name

Jessia: Umm im Jessica how do you not know my name were cousins ? And no you can't get these digits pervert

by Sjsjdksjekwnsxbsb March 16, 2017