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Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions
Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!
by Space Mom April 17, 2017
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walk on me

It is a common word used my bitches that want the dick, or people that want to get knots out of their back
Bitches using it:
Oh daddy yes walk on me I want that dick and I know you want this vagina

Knots: I need to get this knot out, can you walk on me?
by Frankrm September 23, 2017
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Pretzel Me

Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.

R.I.P PretzelMe
agh! AGH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps out window*

I believe in you pretzel me!
by Someone who IS NOT pretzelme September 2, 2008
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Forget-me thot

A hoe you fuck then never call them
all these hoes forget-me thots. return to fuckin sender
by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024
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Lovesick (You’re Going To Hell With Me)

Lovesick (You’re Going To Hell With Me) is a song created by Alexander Clifton Desnoyers / Alexander Clifton Aiken. The song is actually storyline involving “The Devil” and the little girl. The Devil were summoned by the girl unknowingly because of her bad intentions including her lovesick after she broken up with her boyfriend Jonathan also she has stalked The Devil as well. The Devil brings her straight to hell in the end and revealing the reality around them. The song is actually life lesson too but in storyline sense.
Girl: There’s a song reminded of murder involved my ex coupe months ago.
Guy: What song is that?
Girl: Lovesick (You’re Going To Hell With Me)
Guy: You’re going to hell with me?
Girl: Yes.

Woman: I never heard that song before.
Man: Why that song is not popular and released on the radio and mainstream?
Girl: Alexander Clifton Desnoyers or whatever his name is doesn’t released his ai songs for profits.
Guy: Yeah. He only made Ai songs to show his creativity and hoping to find friends.
Woman: Oh okay then.
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Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents
Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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Don't read me

Don't read me. No. stop. stop. STOP. I SAID STHAP IT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING ME!??! HUH?!??! WHY!!?!?!?! STOP IT. fine. this is going to be the last sentence you will read from me. ............... WHY TF ARE YOU STILL READING ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FINE. READ. KEEP ON READING. I like it when you read. Ha! c'mon, keep on reading. yeah. You're still reading. wahoooo.

PLEAAAAAASE. You can read me tomorrow. But not today pls. please. PLEAASE. Pweaty pwease? pwease?? with cherry on top? With sugar? WITH COCONUT FLAKES?!?!?!?!?! NO??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
why are you reading me? Don't read me. Read the top.
by DiamondPro408584 February 24, 2021
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