Weazel

The process of or looking back on an episode of extreme drunken behavior. Drunken antics leading to short term memory loss, crazy drunken dancing and waking up next to seabiscuit.

"Man you got totally weazeled last night"

"Whoa! What a weazel of a night!"

"err I got so weazeled last night, I can't remember anything... why am I sleeping next to seabiscuit?"

"I'm getting weazeled tonight"

"Man, I got so weazeled last weekend, I woke up next to a giraffe"

"I'm far too weazeled to drive"

by Chris, Luke and Costa + Shaun and Mitch April 27, 2008

Axis of Weasels

A term used in the Scottish sport of ferret-legging to refer to the penis.

"Aye laddie, the largest of the buggers bit the ol' Axis of Weasels and would 'na turn loose!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003

Ron Weasley

a character in the Harry Potter series; he is obviously fictional due to the fact that a ginger cannot have more than zero friends

I'm Ron Weasley! I have red hair!

by JopertG December 17, 2010

Weaseling

This is when your fingering a girl. Once you have worked yourself in there with a few fingers. Then you go for it with brute force and shove your fist in there. Make sure this is not in the dark you dont want a fistful of blood!

Side effects can be but not limited to hearing loss, crazyness, starvation among others.

Hey man did you end up weaseling her last night?

by Sealing December 15, 2011

lol weasley

said when something is funny
lol deriving from text speak for laugh out loud
the weasey coming from ron from harry potter
said in the tune of the ron part of the harry potter puppet show on youtube.

helen: i was sick on myself last night

emily: lol weasley you playa hater

by emily dpsxo February 2, 2008

Shit-Weasels

a Shit Weasel is a thing encubated
in someones stomach and the person
will suffer or (accuire the power of)
really smelly farts and a bleeding anus
the farts smell of ether and bananas
i have no idea why...
also known as Byrums

oh man what the hell died in your ass?
"nothing i just have a Shit-Weasel"

by Takato-Defuniak August 13, 2003

weasle-neck

a girl or person who gives head to anyone that comes their way.

someone mostly a femal who's throat is so loose from so much head she gives

that girl is a weasle-neck to everyone she meets

by m etsitty October 22, 2009