bestalique war

An arguement over a completely non-debatable topic based upon who can come up with the greatest dis or word usage.

Guy 1: Man, macs suck.
Guy 2: No, Apples rule the world!
Guy 1: Apples bite their own ass
Guy 2: PCs make you punch the monitor
Guy 1: Macs beg you to throw them out the window
Guy 3: Stop this bestalique war

by MrArmadillo February 24, 2004

CAPS War

Term used to describe an "online fight" meaning both people have their CAPS lock on to stress words, or "yell" at the person.

"Get your CAPS on, this is gonna be one big CAPS War,"

by Brynn Ever August 26, 2011

Cum War

The act of competing to cum on your partners cloths faster and more often than your parter can. the one with the nastiest items at the end looses.

The other night we had a Cum War and I had to wash all of my cloths again.

by chris the man vw March 16, 2008

war protester

a pussy white person who protest war

fuck those protesters, they should go to hell.

by alf May 3, 2003

Anti - War

People who are against war are cool cause they know lifes too short to hate and they actually live their lives.

Person 1- "The War's on CNN man."
Person 2-"Fuck war, lets go to the pub and get shitfaced."

by Lifes too short, Im gonna fight for freedom with m March 27, 2003

Console War

The "Console War" is a period of intense marketing cometition between Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo and each companys respective fanbase. Despite most anti-fanboy speculation, the "console war" is a wonderful thing, in the sense that it brings out the best in every company. Long live Nintendo, long live the "Console War".

NintenDrone: Hey guys I was just playing Mario Galaxy, want to Co-Star?
PSTool: That is so "kiddy".
XBot: Like LittleBigPlanet is any better, I wouldnt be caught dead playing either.
PSTool: At least we have Mature-Rated games unlike that "kiddy" BS Wii.
XBot: I agree.
NintenDrone: There is a difference between "kiddy" and Family-Freindly retard. Oh and have you ever heard of a little game called No More Heroes.

These arguments are the reason games like Super Mario Galaxy, MGS4, and Halo 3 exist.

I salute you "Console War".

by NintendoFan December 12, 2009

war horse

Typically bartenders married to the bar's owner and older divorced women, war horses are a special breed. They have years of experience under their belt and are always looking for more. You can recognize them by their cock-trodden faces. They still have a hot body but beware of surgery, c-sections, old boyfriend's name tattoos, and huge meat drapes

"Yo I think that war horse would definitely eat your asshole"

by Mr. FF January 10, 2007