Double Wanker

A person who is such a total and utter wanker, that just calling them a wanker is insufficient.

That guy is so annoying. What a double wanker he is!

by El Woodio Woodio December 2, 2010

Macbook wanker

A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.

"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"

by zoola-azul January 11, 2012

preparatory wank

Jacking off before you get with your woman, so that you'll last longer before cumming.

I like to get in a preparatory wank before I pound my wife into the mattress, but I have to be careful or I won't be able to cum, just pump her dry pussy for an hour before giving up.

by Strokher Ace November 27, 2013

noble wank

To remain stoic and in touch with your spiritual side while engaging in the act of masturbation. It could also be to masturbate with a higher purpose in mind than merely the pursuit of bodily pleasures.

Father: son, did i just catch you tugging your meat soldier?

son: yes dad, but dont worry, it was a noble wank.

Father: Well that's ok then son, you have maintained your dignity. I'll speak with your mother and see if we cant raise your allowance a bit.

son: thank you father.

by Dasten June 2, 2014

Polging Wang

A Polging Wang is when a chinese man gets a boner and it extends slowly, at a polging force.

"Do you see that Chinese Asain looking guy starring at the girls ass?"
"Yah, he is getting a Polging Wang, slowly, but surely!"

by Blamont11 January 8, 2015

Casual Wank

Wanking casually, usually when a person wanks whilst talking to a friend and having a generally good time. Often happens at social gatherings

Hey Sean? Are you having a casual wank?

by JakeCookieee August 29, 2015

romantic wank

A wank with some romance

Shaun liked nothing better than a Romantic Wank after a long day at the office. Put on some Barry White run a hot bath light some candles and charm the snake while getting freaky like Grace Jones until bed time.

by PoOpa FoOker March 23, 2016