unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.

Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn

by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016

unicorn

1: A single-horned creature with either a horse or goat's body, rumored to have mystical powers

2: Someone so special and unique that there needs to be a special word for it.

"I've only known two unicorns in my life. They both earned that title by having special and unique personalities."

by vampire!eric August 9, 2016

unicorn rainbow

Unicorn rainbow is when a boy cums onto your vagina and rubs it to your asshole

Wanna make a unicorn rainbow?

by FuckUpInTheSky July 5, 2016

unicornfication

When someone shoves a spear though the back of your head exiting the front so the tip makes you look like a Unicorn.

"That guy just got stabbed though the head and now totally looks like a Unicorn"
"Oooo nasty, a brutal unicornfication"

by unpluggeduk May 11, 2016

Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night

I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved

by Unicorn fisting God July 15, 2016

unicorn blood

you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish

i dont have any unicorn blood

by the.acid.is.kicking.in September 5, 2016

Unicorning

When a girl spreads her legs, and you strap a dildo to your head then you bounce up and down between on your knees between her legs until she climaxes.

Unicorned: Talking about when you were unicorning

Yo me and Suzy were unicorning all night last night

Yo me and Suzy unicorned all night last night

by Big Sexy Joey Moss November 15, 2016