by ThatTwizzy101 October 10, 2023
Get the Tonka - Yeat mug.Tonki- a menace to society, completely shitting where they eat, tagging every electric box and ending up on local Facebook groups. Not to be confused with ‘Tonk’. The parish banksy, no one knows their identity however there are multiple reports of local residents seeing a man in a leather duster with cat ears and a tail spraying much loved murals and Mirfield in bloom displays. Word on the street is he is a vigilante on the hunt for deans goons and viva streets
Oh no, another flower pot has been defaced in the lovely parish, I bet it was that rapscallion Tonki!
by PI_Tonki October 21, 2023
Get the tonki mug.The act of waiting until your companion has fallen asleep, then sexually pleasing yourself until you finish on their face.
I drank so much at the party last night that I passed out, when I woke up in the morning someone had given me a Tonkin.
by Tonkinlover69 November 3, 2023
Get the Tonkin mug.The act of waiting until your companion has fallen asleep, then sexually pleasing yourself until you finish on their face.
I drank so much at the party last night that I passed out, when I woke up in the morning someone had given me a Tonkin.
by Tonkinlover69 November 3, 2023
Get the Tonkin mug.The sensation you get when standing too close to a tornado or other severe wind storm. Named such because the fast moving air tickles your naughty bits as it rushes past.
"I was outside when the tornado touched down the other day and got myself a tornado tickler! Almost nutted on the spot!"
by ChaosEve December 11, 2023
Get the tornado tickler mug.Hym "They're torn! Torn because they stole the idea from an urban dictionary guy everyone collectively shat on. On a different note, boy oh boy why would anyone ever want to murder a bunch of children!? I can't even fathom it! It's such a bizarre thing! It must be the guns. Clearly guns a haunted by evil alien spirits! We need to perform some sort of mass exorcism! Get all of those evil alien ghost bears out of here. If not that I don't know what else it could be... Oh! I know! The children aren't actually real children! They're chupacabra disguised as children. And the secret chupacabra hunting organization that actually runs our government is using school shootings as a cover to hide the fall out of the chupacabra battles. Think about it! Have you ever SEEN a chupacabra? No! Why!? Becuase they're all in disguise!"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
Get the Torn mug.Someone who acts childish by stopping progress/destroying things related to government or a community. Usually because the government/community won’t let them do something.
by LilyEnder January 14, 2024
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