see: asshole...
What can I say about him? He is a horrible singer, a mediocre guitarist, but for some reason, people (including me) seem to enjoy his music.
His first band, blink-182, kicked some serious ass back in the 90's and early 2000's. Mark Hoppus sang more and was a much better singer, but Tom had the "Fuck me up the ass" attitude. This made him funny and fun to listen to.
Blink took a break in 2002 and Tom formed Box Car Racer. BCR wasn't as funny as blink, but still fun and catchy.
In 2003, everything went down the toilet. blink-182 released the "blink-182 (Self titled)" album. This album had Tom singing the majority of the bullshit like "I Miss You", "Always", and "Feeling This". "All good songs, just not his style" I said to myself until I heard the rest of the songs on that terrible album. They had joined the emo dark side and later broke up.
Tom later on went to form Angels And Airwaves, a pathetic excuse for a band with only a few good songs. He claims that the new band will change the world, but his ex-best friend begs to differ. Travis and Mark's new band, Plus 44, has one song released, "No, It Isn't", which is about Tom.
Now...Tom doesn't give a shit about his fans anymore. Just watch the Interviews on www.angelsandairwaves.com in which he lies about almost everything the guy asks him. He still has the potty mouth, but where's his sense of humor? Anyone who knows him, please encourage him to talk to these people: Jaret Reddick, Chris Burney, Erik Chandler, and Gary Wiseman.
What can I say about him? He is a horrible singer, a mediocre guitarist, but for some reason, people (including me) seem to enjoy his music.
His first band, blink-182, kicked some serious ass back in the 90's and early 2000's. Mark Hoppus sang more and was a much better singer, but Tom had the "Fuck me up the ass" attitude. This made him funny and fun to listen to.
Blink took a break in 2002 and Tom formed Box Car Racer. BCR wasn't as funny as blink, but still fun and catchy.
In 2003, everything went down the toilet. blink-182 released the "blink-182 (Self titled)" album. This album had Tom singing the majority of the bullshit like "I Miss You", "Always", and "Feeling This". "All good songs, just not his style" I said to myself until I heard the rest of the songs on that terrible album. They had joined the emo dark side and later broke up.
Tom later on went to form Angels And Airwaves, a pathetic excuse for a band with only a few good songs. He claims that the new band will change the world, but his ex-best friend begs to differ. Travis and Mark's new band, Plus 44, has one song released, "No, It Isn't", which is about Tom.
Now...Tom doesn't give a shit about his fans anymore. Just watch the Interviews on www.angelsandairwaves.com in which he lies about almost everything the guy asks him. He still has the potty mouth, but where's his sense of humor? Anyone who knows him, please encourage him to talk to these people: Jaret Reddick, Chris Burney, Erik Chandler, and Gary Wiseman.
by I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING August 20, 2006
Get the Tom DeLonge mug.4ft 2' tall actor brainwashed into scientology. His film characters have a continuing theme that can be broken down into 3 clearly identifiable segments:
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
Richard: I saw a Tom Cruise film last night
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
by Jim Birtwisle February 5, 2008
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by JayT12 January 31, 2010
Get the Tom Brady mug.A behavioral act of performing something a person may call chancy or jeopardous. Thus could be reffered to as "Risky Business", a 1983 hit movie starring Tom Cruise.
Bryan: Hey Alex i just bought this iPod from that Jesse kid for only 100 bucks!
Alex: I dont know about that Bryan, that Jesse kid has been known to do Risky Business...
Mikey: Yea Bryan if you keep that iPod you would be Tom Cruising to the max!
Alex: I dont know about that Bryan, that Jesse kid has been known to do Risky Business...
Mikey: Yea Bryan if you keep that iPod you would be Tom Cruising to the max!
by DJ Oboy August 17, 2011
Get the Tom Cruising mug.A person of color, especially a black person who acts in a way so as to come across as trying to please or gain approval of the white-dominated establishment. Example of folks in the recent past accused of "Uncle Tom" behavior are Condoleezza Rice, Herman Cain, Allen West, Artur Davis, Angela McGlowan, Michelle Malkin (née Maglalang)
Mitt: Did you hear what Condi said about Obama?
Ryan: What what tell me?
Mitt: She said I'll be a much better world leader than Obama since I understand American exceptionalism.
Ryan: Love it. Gotta love them Uncle Tom wannabe's. They just so want to get our approval.
Ryan: What what tell me?
Mitt: She said I'll be a much better world leader than Obama since I understand American exceptionalism.
Ryan: Love it. Gotta love them Uncle Tom wannabe's. They just so want to get our approval.
by NailinPalin12 August 29, 2012
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but I'd feel like the luckiest girl in da world if I ever got a chance to steal a kiss from him.
but I'd feel like the luckiest girl in da world if I ever got a chance to steal a kiss from him.
"I fucking hate Tom Cruise, he's fucking stupid."
"Your point?"
"He's a fucking weirdo."
"HA! Your just jealous you dumb fuck."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Fuck you."
"No way."
"Your point?"
"He's a fucking weirdo."
"HA! Your just jealous you dumb fuck."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Fuck you."
"No way."
by lemmexeatxdaxfishy!! March 24, 2007
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