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squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.
Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.
by Machetebill December 8, 2013
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Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?
He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.
by HiFalootin November 8, 2011
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Squirrel feeder

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.
by Hippiechick May 13, 2013
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firehouse squirrel

A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.

Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Damn firehouse squirrels.

C15 totally squirreled that call.

Get out of our district you damn squirrels.

I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
by Wayward EMT May 3, 2016
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squirrel stapler

***CONTAINS ZERO SPOILERS***
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
If I ever meet God one day, it will certainly not be from playing "squirrel stapler."
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 13, 2023
mugGet the squirrel staplermug.

squirreling

Bro, I was squirreling all up in her last night.
by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai July 2, 2019
mugGet the squirrelingmug.

skinning squirrels

Secretly jacking off
Where you been?

Hiding out in the back room skinning squirrels.
by BeavisBeavis May 17, 2025
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