Tableing

When you and your homies go out while being drunk and distract someone as another person comes from behind and body slams the unsuspecting victim into a table, then crushing them with another table.

Yooo me and the guys went out last night and started tableing unsuspecting elderly people. You gotta join us tomorrow night!

by Theonewhowhat March 19, 2025

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TABLE

A person who pops up randomly like a thirty second unskipable ad and brings the motherfucking table to the function

"Oh here comes jake the table" "table is so smash able"

by Capycinno March 22, 2025

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veggie-table

a vegetable but its the size of a table
disliked by tahm kenchions
very nutritious

tahm kenchions hate veggie-table
damn i could go for a veggie-table right about now

by sheeshman4206669 November 22, 2021

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The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.

"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"

by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021

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Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”

Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.

by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023

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