Definitions by Capycinno

TABLE 

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

TABLE by Capycinno April 3, 2025

TABLE 

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

TABLE by Capycinno April 3, 2025

TABLE 

A person who pops up randomly like a thirty second unskipable ad and brings the motherfucking table to the function

"Oh here comes jake the table" "table is so smash able"

TABLE by Capycinno March 22, 2025