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Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.
"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"
by Bachii07 September 18, 2012
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name-blind

A state of being where someone understands the content or purpose of something but cannot recall or recognize its name.
I totally know what that subject teaches me in college, but I'm completely name-blind when it comes to what it's called!
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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blind dick

Someone who would fuck everything with a hole and does so
Exemple 1
Yo Yanice slept with that ugly ass bitch
He a real blind dick
Exemple 2
Man a hole is a hole
You a real blind dick hakeem
by badasssuperblackpanda July 16, 2014
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the blind factory

A bunch of drunk people, comes from the slang word "blind" meaning drunk
Person 1: Can't wait to go to the bar
Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be the blind factory out there, so many drinks
by Smurkio August 25, 2024
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Photoshop blindness

The inability to notice that badly photoshopped images have been altered. Often combined with a strong belief that it's real, while ignoring or being in denial of anyone pointing out obvious signs of alteration.
"This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."
"No dude, those tits are totally real. They look just like my ex girlfriend's."
"You must have photoshop blindness if you can't see that this is shopped."
by Quantumloaf May 28, 2017
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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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Blind-beaming

The act of pissing in the dark with no intention of getting it in the toilet bowl
“Great the lights not working guess it’s time for some blind-beaming
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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