Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!
Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
by ArrowFin April 22, 2018
Get the Cold Windmug. by Yagebuoy July 25, 2014
Get the Cold Stevemug. A popular weather term for periods in the winter with cold stagnant air and inversions in the valleys, but fresh and warm air up in the mountains. Called "fake" because there is no cold air source other than what the inversion itself creates.
'Cold gloomy days and ice showers in the valley basin were actually caused by fake cold. Everyone outside the basin had enjoyed the warmth of spring for several days on end.'
by Bonneromics December 30, 2012
Get the fake coldmug. absence of any heat whatsoever...makes your freezer seem like an oven!!
the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)
the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)
he stepped outside only to get hit in the face with a handful of knives!!, it was divorce cold!!!
his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.
she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!
his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.
she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
Get the divorce coldmug. by Badday_18 September 1, 2018
Get the The Cold Frontmug. by ehitey October 31, 2013
Get the cold honkeymug. The feeling when someone you like/ are attracted to do does something nice/ says something sweet to you, which produces a tingy feeling in your body (sometimes goosebumps)
by _shadygenius_ November 15, 2016
Get the Cold wavemug.