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dick pickling

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.
Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.
by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018
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skeetch dick

The swelling or inflammation of the tip of the penis. A unique std that comes from the skeetchestn Indian reserve near Kamloops bc generally carried by barrel racers and 6.0 owners.
OMG last night was phenomenal but I think she she gave me skeetch dick my penis hurts.
by Anonymouspimp123 June 24, 2023
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Shick Dick

Clean shaved penis and genital area.
Yo I heard you had a shick dick!
Who told you that?
That chick you fucked last night
by Ebok8 June 25, 2009
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Taint dick

The internal portion of the penis located between the scrotum and anus.
I went to the doctor's office for a penile enlargement. He cut cut a ligament and now I have a couple of extra inches of taint dick!
by ABCconnector December 11, 2016
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Dick thirty

dickthirty is the time at which no human being should be up. dickthirty is generally any time before 5. waking up at dick thirty is normally characterized by bloodshot eyes, questioning your mental standing, and but not limited to non-stop pounding on the nearest snooze button
man my shift starts at 5 AM, I better start my alarm clock for dick thirty
by Daxter286 November 25, 2011
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Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.
Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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Donald's dick

When a man has a curly Penis slightly like a duck's.
Shaniqua"my man so curly, he got a Donald's dick"
by MrSMH October 20, 2016
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