When what you're trying to say comes out fucking retarded, like, "I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you."
by entropyG January 13, 2009
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by Scott Bey April 9, 2009
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YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
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Patti broke my heart when she sent me a Turtle Text and severed all contact right after hitting send.
by ice cold asshole March 7, 2010
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in their call, while simultaneously sounding like they haven't read it. Reasons for boomer texts range from laziness, to lack of basic smartphone awareness. Boomer texts can be very annoying as the person sending the text could very well be in a loud environment, or just not have time to talk on the phone. The boomer however, is inconsiderate of possible circumstances why a person chose to text them instead of calling, and places their own convenience as top priority.
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Millennial texts boomer: I'm gonna make a run over to Jack in the Box.. you want anything?
Boomer calls: Hey, so you're going to Jack in the Box?
Millennial: ...yeah... did you not read my text?
Boomer: oh yeah I just got it.. well go ahead and get me a (burger and fries)
in their call, while simultaneously sounding like they haven't read it. Reasons for boomer texts range from laziness, to lack of basic smartphone awareness. Boomer texts can be very annoying as the person sending the text could very well be in a loud environment, or just not have time to talk on the phone. The boomer however, is inconsiderate of possible circumstances why a person chose to text them instead of calling, and places their own convenience as top priority.
Example
Millennial texts boomer: I'm gonna make a run over to Jack in the Box.. you want anything?
Boomer calls: Hey, so you're going to Jack in the Box?
Millennial: ...yeah... did you not read my text?
Boomer: oh yeah I just got it.. well go ahead and get me a (burger and fries)
I just asked my old man to text me the address of the hotel he's staying at so I could navigate to it, and he boomer texted me. Just called and told me what restaurants are nearby and what the outside of the building looks like. - no address
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