Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Table fry

Standing up and your penis lays on the table

Ah! Put your table fry away!

by Lickmelizzie March 30, 2022

Where the table lands

“Where the table lands,” refers to allowing things to happen naturally and accepting the outcome, without trying to change it.

Him: Can we talk later?
Her: I’ll be back in about two hours.
Him: Ok, we’ll see where the table lands then.

by ETENKHF February 15, 2025

Cloud-to-Table

The process that clean drinking water undergoes from the time that it rains and flows into the ocean, through our own bodies, as it's natural cycle.

We're doing a river clean-up festival with music, picnics, and pick-ups (litter); a whole Cloud-to-Table demonstration for Earth Day 2021 - can you please bring your guitar for a jam sesh during the festivities?

by mysticklemom April 17, 2021

Table Play

1. Hard sex on a table
2. When slime is good for playing on a table

1. My boyfriend and I did some table play yesterday *wink*
2. This slime is really good for clicks, bubble pops, and table play

by snoowell September 4, 2022

Sack on the table

term coined by commercial real estate brokers

to put ones ball sack on the table to convey

back up your bullshit

balls fully on the line

standing behind your word
reputation at stack

when i tell you they can close i put my F*cking sack on the table

by bigsackbilly November 13, 2019

table flipped

something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.

you are lucky you weren't here when the table flipped

by the-all-giving August 30, 2022