crap table

Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.

You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).

by QuacksO February 5, 2018

The Long Table

A popular reference to taking big lines of cocaine (there does not even have to be a table)

Example 1
Person A: Did you get any
Person B: Yes, To The long table we go!!!

Example 2:

Person A:Where will I meet you
Person B Meet you at The Long Table

by Jay North 93 May 27, 2019

final table

The last table of players remaining in a poker tournament. Usually it is 9 people, unless it is a 6-max event, or if it is a World Poker Tour event. Some online final tables are 10 people, such as on Ultimate Bet and Carbon.

"There were 100 people in this and only the final table gets paid, I hope I make it."

"Wow, Phil Hellmuth is at another final table!"

by Michael Rizzuto May 10, 2008

sets the table

Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.

Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 11, 2020

table txting

to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.

I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.

by blizzblast December 14, 2010

Cristmass Table

WHen your work, arrange a party around the Cristmass holiday. All of the employe dress up and drink untill their so wasted, that they do all sort of stupid things and try to hit on everything with a pulse.

I got a Cristmass Table tonigh, it will be awsome... maby i nail some of the girls from work.

by Monsterball November 22, 2005

Sur La Table

A store chain that has kitchenware

I've never heard of Sur La Table.

by JulieFayePrice September 17, 2020