row 2 table 1

The Russian couple of doom sit in this table. Steve cant speak english and anna has to translate for him. Steve got his legs blown off in the viet war. And anna was an interpreter but when steve met anna steve thought that it wasn't fair that she had legs so he blew them off with puke.
Steve and Jon are war heroes and friends.

Anna: "I'll have two cookies and some peaches and.. Steve what do you want for desert?"

Steve: "GASBLEKLRJLDKFJDSl" (Vomits on Self)

Anna: "Steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers"

by Dick Van Dyke April 20, 2005

Tabersnack

Another word for repulsive.
Can also be replaced by OR NOT.

Girl 1 : TABERSNACK to your dress.
Girl 2 : TABERSNACK to your hair.
Girl 3 : FACKING TABERSNACK to your FACE.

by Chelseytoocoolforyou April 20, 2008

Table Eater

An anime girl who uses tables to masturbate as her vagina is so loose.

Hey man, I was watching some Table Eater porn yesterday.

by EpicXMoo June 7, 2011

Tabien

A guy that is shambolik and a shmuck but also really funny he is a light skin tall guy that has whiskers

Omg that guy is such a tabien

by Rosiegirl321 December 6, 2018

Beer Pong Tables

Beer pong table is one of two things. You can use a regular old table to play the world wide known game beer pong. Or you can play on one of the finest beer pong tables in the world from http://www.propongtables.com

I heard that pro pong Beer Pong Tables are the finest Pong Tables around

by Pro Pong Tables October 26, 2008

tabber

v. A female that knows that a guy likes her and uses that fact to get free drugs, but never ever has sex with them or does any sort of sexual activity with them, no matter how much they beg her.

Guy 1: "Dude, I like this girl but she only wants to smoke with me. She never wants to have sex or even hang out unless we smoke."
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, that's because she's a tabber."

by kylafofyla April 18, 2011

kitchen table

When You come home to find your wife fucking some other guy on your kitchen table.

Jerry came home to find that he had been kitchen tabled by his whore wife Tara and a greasy mechanic.

by Remy69 October 26, 2017