Surprise Pink

When you wake up in the morning and she's sitting on your face.

"It's 5:30am! Surprise pink!!!"

by pitunf1999 December 8, 2016

surprended

-adjective

The feeling of being both surprised and offended.

-After Kimberly showed Raquel the outfit she was going to wear to Jimmy's Christmas party, Kimberly was immediately surprended when she saw Raquel in that exact outfit.

-Regina was surprended when she found out her boyfriend was sleeping with another man.

-Despite the fact that she dressed like a boy her entire life, Emily's mom was surprended to find out she was lesbian.

by Jim_Cam December 9, 2016

Surple

A word without a perfect rhyme.

Does anything rhyme with month?
No, month is a surple.

by Deyified March 11, 2017

Surprightened

When someone is both surprised and frightened at the same time. It's pretty much like being surpised, but worse.

I surprightened my friend the other day by yelling at him "I'll cut you, slag" from around a corner. It was a gas.

by SUPERMANWANNABE April 18, 2017

surprise motherf**ker

Memorable quote from the tv show "Dexter" that was told by James Doakes, now it is a meme. Obv

*stealing a car*

Cop:
-surprise motherf**ker

by noideas June 2, 2017

Surprise Nugget

A piece of poo that can't be flushed despite numerous attempts.

I just went to the bathroom and Paige has left a Surprise Nugget in the toilet.

by Surprise Nugget June 12, 2017

surprise appearance

An unexpected appearance by a person to an event that he or she wasn't even expected to attend.

The former pro baseball player made a surprise appearance at the Met Gala in May 2017 with his hubby.

by Silent Jerry June 21, 2017