Suck and stucked

A sexual act where when receiving head, the recipient covers their penis with superglue so that after they nut, the giver is stuck to them

Dude you won’t believe it, I suck and stucked my girlfriend last night and completely forgot where the solvent was, she was on my dick for like 2 hours bro

by SexGuru89 April 6, 2023

Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 17, 2019

suck rocks

suck it. one level worse than kick rocks.

Suck rocks.

by rocksucker October 27, 2022

Sucking Fupid

Not 'fucking stupid', but Sucking Dick.

Mabdaence 3rd, 9999
"Babe? Want to have a long sucking fupid time today?" Arin asks.
"Sure." replies Natalia.

by LesbianLover_NoDicksForME May 19, 2015

Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.

You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.

by drypants August 27, 2022

sucking mask

When you’re working out with a mask on and breathing hard so that you’re sucking your mask in & out as you breathe.

I don’t mind wearing a mask, but I know I need to work out more with all the sucking mask I do during cardio!

by Brooklyn Byrnes April 22, 2021

Suck up

Joshua Skinner.

“Joshua skinner is such a suck up jeeeeezzzz”

by Rozski2 November 20, 2018