Suck-it list

In place of having a comeback you would refer to the suck-it list.

Person 1: starts to roast you intensely
Person 2: Quick toss me the suck-it list *reads intensely* You can suck on a turkey's tail feathers

by Daffew May 27, 2016

sucking shit

When your life is in a such a bad state that you feel like you are literally eating and sucking shit; when you find yourself in a terrible situation; when something goes very wrong in your life
When something or someone looks very bad or ugly

Today I missed my deadline and now I am sucking shit.
You pissed me off. Go suck shit.
Look at her she is so ugly she sucks shit.

by zenk April 23, 2016

face sucking

The act of unnecessary making out for a long period of time.

The man was face sucking in an elevator and I told them off.

by teacuphouse September 15, 2016

counter-suck

When you nut and ygirls mouth and she spits it back into your penis hole

Damn my dick hurts, girl gave my the counter-suck

by Fourjewinthebasement January 17, 2018

suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.

Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.

by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017

Suck Ninja

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.

Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!

by ibehim1 March 28, 2012

Sucking zone

The point at which one vehicle "punches a hole" in the air for another vehicle behind it, thus lowering the air resistance for said vehicle and propelling it forward at a faster rate. This zone is informally known as the "Sucking zone."

In various racing sims, this zone is typically reached when a vehicle is at minimum 0.600 seconds behind the one in front.

"Dude, how are you going to fast?"
"I'm in the sucking zone!"

by nullifiedasx April 5, 2023