Fat Ground Squirrel

Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.

Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"

by xMANder69 May 23, 2022

squirrel

a way of turning or running away if you dont want to kiss someone and pretending to see a squirrel and or chase it (works for me). Like if its a gross guy.....

Brandon: "Kiss me."
Maria: "Ummmmmm.....Squirrel!!!!!" (Looks to side and runs)
Brandon: Wuhhh??

by snarglylurb February 3, 2012

Squirreling

To go down to a camp site late at night in order to steal alcohol or other valuables from peoples coolers, campsites, and picnic tables. Originated in Southern California.

"Hey, we gonna go squirreling tonight. Free Alcohol!"

by CET the Crumpet September 4, 2011

Squirrel Appreciation Day

A holiday that happens every January 21st where people... appreciate... squirrels... lets be honest you forgot this exists didn't you? Or maybe you've never even heard of it.

Person 1: Its January 21st, its Squirrel Appreciation Day!
Person 2: Thats gotta be a thing you just made up

by eggmeme February 12, 2023

squirrel chop

When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.

Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop

*runs up to buddy*

*Performs squirrel chop*

"Squirrel chop!!!"

You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.

Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋

by DragonsBane07312000 January 4, 2019

squirreling

The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.

Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.

by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017

Secret Squirrel Shot

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.

Have you noticed Eric has been ordering a secret squirrel shot with each beer he gets at the bar?

by Alicia Center April 1, 2022