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shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.
Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.
by vaeyet October 28, 2013
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Splunk

1.The noise an axe makes when it gets lodged into one's skull

2.A large half-ork creature who has an I.Q of 2 and is illiterate. He enjoys animals and killing things that are mean to him or to his friends. He has no sense of pain as his low intelligence has left it completely null and void. Splunk is the by product of a human father and an ork mother. He has a large family which includes his full-ork brother Kerplunk. Splunk travels with an adventuring party through the land of Galador trying to save the world. He has a huge love of animals and desires to be a "Puppyflamethrowerkitty" daddy.
Example 1:"wow that was a loud splunk my axe made"

Example 2: "Dammit Splunk why did you blow up my bar!"
by Charleston Grampen June 10, 2009
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Skunk? Yeh Pass it here spa
when smoked enuff and in a proper manor all inhabitions r lost n u eiva laff a lot, or jus sit bak n chill both gd 4 me
by jOe February 1, 2005
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Skunk Junk

A vagina so terribly raunchy that you can not help but crying at the smell of it.
Theresa's pooter was so stinky that after i cried for a week I tracked her through the mall only by the smell of her pussy. I proceeded by stabbing her in the throat 132 times. I attemepted to remove her vagina but i could not dou to the constant gagging. I then painted my brains on the ceiling of my high school with my fathers shotgun. All because of Theresa's Skunk Junk!
by Jason Gallo October 21, 2007
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spunk

The past tense of the verb "spank" which means to to slap a childs butt in order to punish him or her.
Alex spunk his child. Don't tell the adoption agency.
by webweb November 4, 2009
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Spunk monkey

A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.
Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!
by bludgeon April 10, 2003
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spunk rats

A really attractive, most commonly a male, who is also a bit of a ferrel.
"Oh wow check out that group of spunk rats"

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by Dominique1994 February 14, 2009
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