The act of keeping your dick hard when in the process of masturbating (burning one off). Accomplished by cupping your hand and letting your fingers hang resembling that of a spider and stroking the head up and down with your fingertips. AKA The Spider
When you are in the restroom and someone comes in and you were masturbating. In order to keep your dick hard (quietly) until they leave, you would use the spider.
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According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.
According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.
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A 12cm x 5cm x 2cm block of vanilla ice cream, served between two thin crispy wafer slices. Commonly used in Northern Ireland
by DDni September 17, 2005
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Widely considered the most despicable people during this time, all of the Sonderkommandos who survived the death camps were brutally killed by captive Jews.
Widely considered the most despicable people during this time, all of the Sonderkommandos who survived the death camps were brutally killed by captive Jews.
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A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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Jen: So I heard you fucked Joe? How was he?
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.
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