Slimy socks

When a persons feet sweat so much that when they take off their shoes, it's soaked in sweat and the sock has started drooping off the foot. Term was most likely started in the locker rooms of schools.
Eww Eric, your have slimy socks.
by potatoali August 10, 2017
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Knob Sock

Another term for condom or a rubber can also be used as an insult.
Oh you knob sock!”

or
“I need to go buy a knob sock”
by caz321 April 22, 2019
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stank sock

even more stanky than the lightly sharted pants
you smell like a stank sock
by Ręęn January 18, 2020
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Sock therapy

Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.
"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."

"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."
by Jfiddy December 26, 2013
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sock stealer

A person who steals a sock used by a man for masturbation, with the intent to get pregnant.
Sarah claims adam got her pregnant but in reality she's just a sock stealer
by The one for you oh yeah December 09, 2012
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Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.
Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!
by d00wrag February 03, 2011
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drunk socks

Socks that slide down your foot inside your shoe, they won't stay up.
These drunk socks are annoying the hell out of me, they won't stay up. I need to go home and get a new pair.
by Cammmm August 29, 2017
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