A Social Bandito is person who does there own thing, they don't need to be with peeps all the time, they're just chilled, laid back and independent.
joe: hey steve let's go for a beer tonight.
Bloggs: ye sure, is fred coming?
Joe: nah, he's doesn't want to, he's busy doing something.
Bloggs: ah, he's a social bandito.
Bloggs: ye sure, is fred coming?
Joe: nah, he's doesn't want to, he's busy doing something.
Bloggs: ah, he's a social bandito.
by Gintana March 28, 2010
Get the Social Banditomug. A person who thrives on others and benefit by deriving money, time, and emotions at the other's expense(s). S/He not only maintains but expects friends to support and sponsor her way of life while the said parasite may even manage to extract money and wealth from her friends to spend on her/himself, i.e. fashion, vacations, advancements. In return if said parasite make attempt to give back, it was often used as superficial avenue to glorify or benefit him/herself.
Colleague 1: I was at a friend's wedding and saw Irina with her new boyfriend.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
by Mac Taler May 16, 2014
Get the Social Parasitemug. A social classing is what you would refer to someone as.
For example, emo and chav are social classings as that is how people choose to dress and act.
Social classes are not determined by the individual themselves, but by the people around them and how they see the individual.
For example, emo and chav are social classings as that is how people choose to dress and act.
Social classes are not determined by the individual themselves, but by the people around them and how they see the individual.
Social classes include and are not limited to:
Emo
Goth
Chav
Townie
Skater
Casual/Woddy
Other obscure classes such as a Wenman could also be considered a social classing.
Emo
Goth
Chav
Townie
Skater
Casual/Woddy
Other obscure classes such as a Wenman could also be considered a social classing.
by Dave(thepunkyone) December 28, 2005
Get the social classingmug. The inability to have chill and the constant spastistic grabbing of other individuals necks all whilst going full retard.
by Gucci big jug of canola oil March 10, 2017
Get the social anzigetymug. by wonderfultaco March 30, 2011
Get the socially masturbatemug. One who promote social events and fundraisers while also attending and donating their time to facilitate and raise community awareness.
Usually promotes free events that provide food and alcohol, what more do you want?
Usually promotes free events that provide food and alcohol, what more do you want?
by Strat Parrott February 13, 2009
Get the social provocateurmug. Acts of self in society by placing oneself in a social condition that results in predictable outcomes or tantamount to suicide.
by Sharpnbrite June 4, 2018
Get the Social Suicidemug.