by helloew January 3, 2020
Get the schoolmug. "A place of happiness where young children get to run free and learn to be responsible and succeed in life. I beautiful and marvelous place where young people get to interact in kind, happy ways as they share thoughts and feelings... a safe place, where students can learn important life skills they will need in the future such as Algebra and be happy and vulnerable as well." Said NO ONE EVER and what NO ONE EVER will say!
A place of misery where young child has to do things such as algebra under the lie that it is teaching them things that they will need in the future. A miserable, where young people go to compete in the rigged and no-win contest among all the other students for any sliver of recognition... A terribly unsafe place, where students may go to get bullied.
Then theres the school system itself.
- you must raise your hand to speak
- you must ask permission to go to the bathroom or fill up your water bottle
- you often are told where you have to sit
- you have to work quietly and you will get in trouble if you are not
Ever seen a picture of a prison bus??
look it up, it's literally a blue or white school bus!!!!!
A place of misery where young child has to do things such as algebra under the lie that it is teaching them things that they will need in the future. A miserable, where young people go to compete in the rigged and no-win contest among all the other students for any sliver of recognition... A terribly unsafe place, where students may go to get bullied.
Then theres the school system itself.
- you must raise your hand to speak
- you must ask permission to go to the bathroom or fill up your water bottle
- you often are told where you have to sit
- you have to work quietly and you will get in trouble if you are not
Ever seen a picture of a prison bus??
look it up, it's literally a blue or white school bus!!!!!
Mom - Hi Honey! How was your day at school?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - Uh, enter name, everything okay?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - ...
Child - What's the phone number of the mental ward?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - Uh, enter name, everything okay?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - ...
Child - What's the phone number of the mental ward?
by defs of a human alive on earth August 9, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. by TJTelf October 18, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. European student: "So how's school like in the USA?"
American student: *Dodging gunfire and running away from the school shooter* "Dangerous."
American student: *Dodging gunfire and running away from the school shooter* "Dangerous."
by Fuck my past March 16, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. Some building that is some thing like hell that kids have to go through for all of their childhood that teaches you nothing but give anxiety, depression, stress and more I don’t know how people came up with it but they probably were high
by That idoit October 23, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. The shitty hellhole that is “education”. You wake up at around 7 to get to school by 8, get dressed, eat breakfast (or not) then go to school. First period is engineering because you were really “smart” and got into an ap class, then you get a homework assignment that, after learning how to sketch 3 months before, has 48 isometric sketches for us to make orthometric sketched of. IN ONE NIGHT. then you go to math, Hey kid do this assignment and then do twenty long division problems.
“But i have a calculator on my phone,” he says.
“Well you need to learn to do it without cheating” she replied.
“ I know how to do it i just don’t think writing numbers is a good way to spend my childhood, i would much rather plan my future or you know, GET A JOB or i don’t know maybe do SOMETHING GOOD WITH MY LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WENT TO SCHOOL
“But i have a calculator on my phone,” he says.
“Well you need to learn to do it without cheating” she replied.
“ I know how to do it i just don’t think writing numbers is a good way to spend my childhood, i would much rather plan my future or you know, GET A JOB or i don’t know maybe do SOMETHING GOOD WITH MY LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WENT TO SCHOOL
School is the best way to waste 14 years of your life on homework and things that don’t matter unless you are becoming a world renounced mathematician
by adcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzxd October 4, 2020
Get the Schoolmug.