ryan

most ryans r cool n shit but there is one who needs to go to a hairdresser. he looks like a fuckin mushroom. he is small and i feel bad for any other ryans on this planet cos they hav to share a name with him.

is that ryan- i mean mushroom boi- EWWWWWWWWWW

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Ryan

Someone who is bad at basketball

You're almost as bad as Ryan

by big baller ryan November 10, 2019

Ryan

has such a small penis that he doesn’t even have a penis. his penis shrunk so much that it became a vagina therefore he is a fucking female.

rob: bro i saw Ryan’s penis yesterday, jk i couldn’t even see it it was so small

jerry: bro... that’s kinda gay

rob: ik

by Theripestcheese December 29, 2019

Ryan

He's a big ole bitch

Person 1: "Hey, isn't that Ryan?"
Person 2: "No. That's just a bitch."

by Zoost555 February 1, 2020

Ryan

a fat cunt that needs drink breaks when he jumps fences

"what a fat cunt he had to do a ryan"

by poonigs April 29, 2020

Ryan

Ryan's are typically absolute cunts.

Person 1 - "You know that Ryan guy?"
Person 2 - "Of course, he's an absolute cunt"

by BxpeHoodie June 1, 2020

Ryan

My Daddy

The warmest mixologist💙Bet!
The man I love, respect, and trust.

My world💙
The father of Nayr, Zain, and Anthony.

I love you Ryan. I hope you will read it one day 😞

Ryan is mine

Ryan is my man

Ryan is mine mine mine

Ryan is daddy

Ryan is my ruiner

Nayr loves Ryan

Zain loves Ryan

Anthony loves Ryan

I do love you Ryan

by Ryan’ woman. only me 😠 June 5, 2023