man queef

the air expelled from a mans anus after anal intercourse.

It was sick. After I had sex with him, he man queefed.

by antjcar86 September 13, 2006

Fellatio Fag Fairy queen

One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner, thus explaining the mysteries of morning wood & wet dreams.

Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy queen, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick (Diogo) & the Masturbation Monster (Chip) was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.

by Tronathon August 16, 2006

grammar queen

1. One who is an english fiend; a language whore; a lover of intellectual intercourse.
2. Someone who knows little things like the differences between your and you're.
3. Preferably a female who knows how to construct not only proper sentences, but has a bit of wit and quirkiness within their writings; may be used to describe males who have the same ability.

1-I am a grammar queen.
2-She makes such a big deal between to, too, and two...what a grammar queen.
3-He gave me an F! Ugh! That--that--GRAMMAR QUEEN!

by CadyElle August 1, 2007

drama queen

1 A person who makes things seem worse then they really are.

2. A person who cries easily over some thing small.

1. You are being such a drama queen your legs not broke.

2.Suzy was acting like such a drama because she didn't get the car she wanted.

by Tracy N. December 15, 2008

Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.

Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN

by remt July 4, 2007

Beauty Queen Syndrome

A group of expectations aquired by females who have been physically attractive through their lives such that they expect pereferential and exceptional treatment from males as a matter of ordinary life.

Hey, she's got Beauty Queen Syndrome. She'll expect you to wait on her hand and foot.

by climbinlife420 March 21, 2011

Boner Queef

When you jack off so much that you cant jizz anymore. Insted a fart that sounds like a queef comes out.

Hutras on a lonely night. He jacks off to glee so much he boner queefs.

by SilenceIKeelYou March 29, 2011