Purple Sword

Name given to a large purple dildo that one wields to slay pussy.

She slayed the evil pussy with her purple sword.

by Justin was here November 4, 2010

Purple Veronica

The act of sending a mass text message out with the contents of the text making absolutely no sense. The purple veronica can go on for hours if the text message is responded to. For each text message response, you earn an ear of corn.

Man, last night Jennifer purple veronicaed me and i wanted to kick her ass. That text made no fucking sense!

by Lancer Pimpp July 4, 2008

Purple Headed Womb Ferrit

A word not used enough for the penis, and should replace it in the oxford dictionary

I sent my purple headed womb ferrit straight in last night!

by Enemyoftheuk February 14, 2009

purplepolite

A compound word used to state that an African-American is polite, well-bred or refined. Usually not cocky.

Sam: "Nice to meet you Denzel"

Brandon: "Yes, nice to meet you"

Denzel Washington: "I am very grateful to have met such fine gentlemens and fans of mine"

Sam: "Thankyou"

Denzel Washington: "Well you two have a pleasant evening and im am looking foward in seeing you later"

Brandon: "Wow, tell me he's not purplepolite"

or

Paparazzi: "So how are you going to act now that you are the star of this film Mr. Jackson"

Samuel L Jackson: "Purplepolite"

by stpsd69 August 11, 2009

purple throb

when all of the blood inside a partially erect penis flows to the tip, enlarging it to unconventional proportions, turning it purple, while throbbing to your pulse; while the rest of the penis, see shaft, stays normal size

"bro what the fuck! my tips turning purple, and i think its gonna blow!"
"shit guys, we got a purple throb"

by thegrandmalik22 October 21, 2009

purple paint job

Sucking on ones penis to the point of serious purple like bruising on the head of the penis.

some bitch is offering a purple paint job on craigs list.

by shasha34 February 1, 2010

Purple Paula

Relating to the color of the vagina after some hardcore pounding.

" I think I'll go home and give my wife a purple Paula tonight." or "Why is your girlfriend walking funny?", " I gave her a good ole' purple Paula."

by YoCatsFace March 5, 2010