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Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024
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Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!
by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021
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Pro-child romantic preference

Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has children, regardless of whether they prefer to adopt children or have
Emily has a pro-child romantic preference, for she will only date people who want to have kids with her.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
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pro-mochi

Term created by kpop fans to describe a fan that supports idols eating happily. Also to normalize the tummies and rolls in idols of both genders. Refers to fans that enjoy seeing idols eating without remorse and encourage them to not feel self-conscious about it.
Of course I'm pro-mochi! Baekhyun of EXO looks so healthy now that he's eating more.

Jimin of BTS looks healthier and happier as well, and I wish they could be like that forever.
by Twitter: IncompleteTrash October 2, 2017
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Beppiur Pro

a device invented by wafkee to add morivorpdo and ganbnfm
Woah did you hear about the Beppiur Pro?
wafkee: Your device has been hacket and you need repair
by jioqQwertgamhing22433 July 22, 2024
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genji pro

Genji pro is a slang for Overwatch players that main Genji and say that they have skill, but in reality they suck as any other characters and only press the spacebar every 2 seconds. Mainly directed to white teens trying to be edgy. Also used for people that have no actuall skill in life.
Oliver: I main Genji. I have skill.
Kamil: Nigga u gay.
Oliver: I've been a Genji pro for 2 weeks
Kamil: Nigga u gayer than a furry convention.
by DaddyRoadhog March 25, 2017
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surface pro

An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.
Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.
by Hansel San November 30, 2017
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