The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.
If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
"Poo Patrol"
Somebody has taken out the toilet"
"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."
"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
Somebody has taken out the toilet"
"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."
"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
by Benp00 February 16, 2010
Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.
by AG5000 August 19, 2014
Suprise Poo. When all of a sudden you need to take a poo without realising it. This may happen after eating, when trying to fart or any other time.
OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
by ccfc1987 October 28, 2011
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by Shawn Maglicic June 09, 2005
"Hey dude I got drunk and watched a gay porn with some poo daggers in it"
" One why did you watch a gay porn and what is a poo dagger"
"Man i was drunk but its a gay guy because when he fucks a guy in the ass he gets poo on his dick or "dagger"
"I think you might be a poo dagger"
" One why did you watch a gay porn and what is a poo dagger"
"Man i was drunk but its a gay guy because when he fucks a guy in the ass he gets poo on his dick or "dagger"
"I think you might be a poo dagger"
by 52493 December 03, 2007