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The act of blowing your load as soon as you see a man with a pony tail due to past sexual experiences.
Justin was walking down the street and noticed the flowing pony tail of a middle aged man and instantly shot his load over the footpath. People around him started yelling "Ponyblow! Ponyblow!"
Ponyblow by Dezmuz May 26, 2016
P.O.N.Y. P-regressives Offended (for) No (reason) (in a) Yamulka
- social justice warrior, regressive

much like the RINO Republican In Name Only, The rino tries to appear like the parties mascot, the elephant. but is not... an elephant. the pony does the same and tries to appear as the noble donkey, but is really just 'my little participation trophy pony'. Wearing a Yamulka to hide their anti semitism.
Hillary Clinton doesn't represent true liberal values, such a pony.
Pony by asapatheist March 20, 2017

ponybobber

2 teeny buns of hair atop a human head, Typically looking like doorknob ears of hair.
Girl,those ponybobbers are giving my some life.
ponybobber by dark potato August 27, 2017

pongo walt 

A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.
My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.
pongo walt by josh-e-smith April 19, 2018
A ponytail that on the last pull through the rubber band you stop halfway through and it is a hanging bun. Cuter and more modern than an old fashioned bun.
"Girl your pony bun looks so cute"
pony bun by Julorie October 26, 2017
Definition 1: A type of horse that is on almost every little girl's christmas and/or birthday list, mainly due to the success of the show My Little Pony, but is almost never actually bought by the parents unless they're filthy rich.

Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.
1. Little girl: I want a pony for Christmas!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!
pony by Don't do drugs kids November 17, 2017