period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011

interjobal period

The time between when one has left their previous job and before their next job has begun. It is characterized by bliss, elation, and a feeling of euphoria, as the problems and stress of the prior job are no longer relevant, and the problems of the new job are not yet known.

During her interjobal period, Sarah traveled the world and enjoyed a sense of freedom and joy she hadn't felt in years.

by pastaronisata June 26, 2024

Period

Saying the word “period” not only means you get no bitches but it also refers to the definition of lesbian.

“Omg becky it’s giving baddieee perioddd”

by Quandale Dingle ||| March 18, 2022

Period

The feeling of a creature with sword claws inside your stomach tearing your genitals apart as your vagina is bleeding satans waterfall as you have constant mood swings.

Bitch let my genitals go
Period:No bitch you haven’t had kids this is your punishment

by Bitchessayperiodt October 18, 2019

Period

When girls are in pain and don't show it. They can make babies ! If they got a man they could make one cough cough sex

Ava: I got my period it's painful but idc bout it Lucy: omg your a woman

by Bellaire September 19, 2020

period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.

Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.

by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011

womens periods

Every month after women cut off their penises they bleed for 3 to 10 days and peel off their skin during on after the process. This is called our menstrual cycle, an effect of our reproductive system (i think)

“Hey! Have you peeled this month?”
“Excuse me?”

peel - the body’s way of cleansing a woman's skin.

womens periods

by @harukisser May 24, 2021