low class hoe

The worst form of a slut. She eats, sleeps and breathes hoe. You can see her stank hoe self from a mile away. Trashy with no class!
Look at her walking around like she's the business. Don't know who she's fooling, everybody knows she's a low class hoe!
by Classyness June 27, 2015
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Kentucky low rider

When a car with stock suspension is lowered by an obese person in either the front or back seat.A person of 300+ lbs can lower the car up to 4 inches and can bounce the vehicle if he/she chooses to shift weight.
"yo my cousin is a fan of chicks in Kentucky low riders."
by ApimpNamedSlickback August 17, 2007
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Low Sperm Count

Gods way of saying he doesnt want you to reproduce.
Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around
by Matieo August 09, 2009
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All time low

Cassy: I miss the old All time low. I loved put up or shut up.
Rachael: Yea,they sold out. Nothing personal blows.
by sidekicksblowsforsure July 26, 2009
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Low-Watt Gurgler

One who was hated by god, and smiten with spinal bifida or another disabling disease. Must now live life pushing themselves along blowing through a straw. Low-wattage refers to the memory and intelligence lost when their parent/parents tried to drown them as a baby to relive themselves of the pain of a cursed child. Gurgler comes from the sound of their throat spasming uncontrolably because they were abused as a child because they were such an easy mark.
My daughter came ou, and she wasn't just a little handicapped, she was a Low-Watt Gurgler in a high back chair.
by dvda gangsta' April 27, 2007
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All Time Low

one of the BESTEST bands 2 EVER exist, they're made up of Alexander William Gaskarth(lead singer & guitarist),Zachary Steven Merrick (bassist & back up singer),Jack Bassam Barakat (guitarist & back up singer),& Robert Rian Dawnson (he goes by Rian,he is the drummer) !!! they have AMAZING songz,they're AMAZING in concert(i no this from personal experience),& they were signed by Hopeless records in i believe 2006 !!! their 5 albums are Three words to remember when dealing with the end,The Party Scene,Put up or Shut up,So Wrong It's Right,& Nothing Personal(in order from oldest 2 newest) !!! They're an amazing group full of talented,sexy,friendly guyz(:
Lindsey: who is the best band in the world?
Me: All Time Low for sure !!!
Lindsey: Really? I thought it was We The Kings.
*me smacking Lindsey*
Me: You are stupid,never say that again, All Time Low will forever be the BEST !!!

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by i love All Time Low November 15, 2009
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lady's low toupee

A merkin, or other type of pubic wig.
She was wearing a lady's low toupee
by Jon K July 10, 2004
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