deez nuts

A way to make a stupid bitch feel like a stupid bitch, without flat-out calling her a stupid bitch.

Man: Ay, did what's his name get at you yesterday?
Woman: Who?
Man: Deeeeez nuts.

by Pope John Paul III April 23, 2003

deez nuts

1)A sarcastic way of saying you don't care

Can you give me 50 dollars?
I can give u deez nuts.

by Mariah's definition's 😜 October 25, 2015

kicked in the nuts

Halarious reality show where a man with huge orange hair runs around and kids people in the nuts. He then laughs and shows them the camera.

Johnny was playing basketball when all of a sudden a strange man kicked him in the nuts.

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by Andrew Fichera June 5, 2005

NutSac

the stage name of the famous urban poet Arvinium, know for his ground-breaking lyrics and signature pearl necklaces

yo, you going to see nutsac at the club tonight?

by rabinowitz platinumstein July 31, 2004

nutshit

The act of completely and utterly unleashing one's insanity upon an enemy, most commonly while wielding either a battle axe or a guitar.

"Tim's roommate broke his favorite CD, so he went completely nutshit on him and chopped him to bits with his axe."

by Adam Crow June 27, 2009

de's nuts

Refering or pertaining to one's scrotal area.

Drew: You want to see De's?
Todd: To CD's?
Drew: Yea, you want to see de's nuts?

by Drew Gose September 16, 2008

Jocking My Nuts

Behavior in which an overbearing wife/girlfriend continually calls to check on her man's activities.

Three calls in one hour? That girl is really jocking my nuts.

by Sejanus June 13, 2008