spunk nut

A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.

Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie

by Andrew Wood January 17, 2007

nut flapping

Occurs when your testicles smack together when running down the stairs in gym shorts

dude i was so embarassed today i had some major nut flapping going on when i was running down the stairs

by peterbattista November 2, 2006

Nut barnicle

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.

1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.

by AROND July 19, 2007

nut prominence

A reference to a man’s groin and the extent his business is prominent in his clothing, often greatly influenced by the type of underwear worn.

When this guy walks up to perfect strangers, it’s clear that they make every attempt to try to avoid staring at his nearly obscene nut prominence.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2019

sleep nut

When you nut in your sleep

What's that Stain on your pants?
It's just some sleep nut

by Jerrymiah September 28, 2017

Squawk a nut

When you are ball scratching and you accidentally move your nuts into an awkward and or painful position and squawk like a bird.

Joe was scratching his balls and someone bumped his elbow causing him to squawk a nut.

by MaistlinRajere November 7, 2011

Nut Cup

When someone nuts and the nut finds its way into a red solo cup (undigested). Only if the nut has time to ruminate within the cup, its magical fermented nut cup essence can be absorbed. It will fumigate the room it is left in and those who come across it can give nut cup to others.

Ben: do you have nut cup?
Evan: yer I drank one last night.

by nut cup April 22, 2022