Filipina nurse

She's the one thing--and in fact, the only thing--that makes your hospital stay tolerable.

Duke: When I was in the hospital for three days after my surgery, I had this really cute Filipina nurse named Carmelita. Man, she is one fine pinay!

Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.

by whimzzical June 19, 2010

nutable

The act of being worthy of one's nut. (cumin')

Guy1: DAYUM NIGGA. THAT BITCH IS HOT.
Guy2: that bitch is nutable. IM DOWN BRO.

by Malice Millionaire December 21, 2007

nubasaurus rex

your such a big nub, your the t-rex of nubs.

jake: lmao you drowned in a fire you nubasaurus rex

by i_iz_teh_1337 January 11, 2009

Nudic

When you put your bare ass on an unsuspecting persons' face.

Dude 1: "Dude! Did you see that new picture of Daren?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, what happened?"
Dude 1: "Tim totally nudic'd him and put it up. It's hilarious."
Dude 2: "Awh man! Total ass cheeks to face!"

by medergenepool September 11, 2009

Nutslapper

A tremendously long bowl movement which, upon evacuating the rectum, falls forward, slapping the back of the scrotum before falling into the toilet.

Nate took a huge dump. One turd in particular was so long that it wound up being a nutslapper.

by thezfunk March 10, 2010

Nuple

An asian woman who enjoy cookies other than fortune cookies.

"Hey! Is that Lucy Liu eating a chocolate chip cookie?"

"No, that's a random nuple."

by Kapowkapow March 14, 2010

Nutellagasm

A sweet, savory, orgasmic type of reaction, often experienced when one has the first bite of Nutella, and during every bite of Nutella.

*Phone call*
Janey: And then he was like, we should hag out at the movies sometime.
Macey: (silence)
Janey: Hello?
Macey: Sorry! I had a nutellagasm and lost my ability to talk.

by meeeeeeeeeeeouch November 27, 2011