screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

by TheWilley September 30, 2018

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

tip of the nail

The fullest extent

She’s a hoe to the tip of the nail.

by yourrage May 2, 2021

Tip of the nail

The fullest extent

She’s a hoe to the tip of the nail.

by yourrage May 2, 2021

Mia you’re Naise LMFAO

Mia you’re Naise LMFAO

Big bloody pad: Mia you’re Naise LMFAO
Mia: Naise I’m a Mia I’m koi I’m LMFAO

by Big bloody pad July 11, 2021

nine inch nail

1. A member of the band Nine Inch Nails
2. An erect penis

1. Ayo man, I got to meet the best nine inch nail last night, Trent Reznor.
2. Oh shit, that's quite the nine inch nail there.

by Tako#2739 July 30, 2021

nine inch nail

1. A word for a member of the band Nine Inch Nails. Properly capitalized in order to signify that it's pertaining to NIN.

2. A dick that's nine inches.

1. Trent Reznor's my favorite Nine Inch Nail.

2. That's quite the nine inch nail you've got there.

by Tako#2739 August 17, 2021