mtb

mommy to be, someone who found out there pregnant and is going to become a mother

sarai: i think im pregnant
jessica: your a mtb??

by jlovesme4ever February 28, 2011

MTV2

channel that was good when it was called "M2", but now its morphed along w/mtv and vh1. they do play videos on mtv2 but unfortunatley its either some crap from the 80's or some new sissy shit.

well, at least carson daly hasn't contaminated mtv2 yet!!

by gus winslow August 17, 2003

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA

Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010

MTD

Mexican thick dick

I was giving my boyfriend a bj when I choked on his MTD.

by Just Another Creep July 7, 2011

mtv ROCK THE VOTE

the ONE and ONLY good thing to come from MTV since 1994.

mtv rock the vote may be liberal propaganda, but then again, liberals are usually right.

by king of canada September 9, 2006

MTPG

Mega Tron Poop is Gone. This is a very bad, unwanted poop. It usually occurs after too much oatmeal. It usually consists of the runs, which is always unpleasant. It can also be used if you get a poop at the wrong time.

Michelle: Why are you making that face?

Dillon: Sorry, MTPG

Michelle: Oh geez, I'm sorry.

by Michelleio/Meech/SAVAGE March 14, 2011

MTDs

Masturbation Transmitted Disease... when you jerk off so much you rub your dick raw creating an infection or an MTD!

That kid Tyler jerks off 10 times a day!! He’s risking getting MTDs! A Masturbation Transmitted Disease!

by DrTimBob June 9, 2018