minitruck

A term used to describe any lowered, bagged, body dropped truck. Minitrucks are known for their paint jobs, rims, interiors, custom body work, systems, and last but not least, how low to the ground they ride. Minitrucks derived from the low rider car culture with an urban twist to it. Each year there are many minitruck shows all over the United States and throughout the world.

Chevy: s-10, Trail Blazer, Blazer, X-treme

GM/GMC: Sonoma, Denali

Ford: Ranger, F-150, Sport Trac

Dodge: Ram, Dakota

Cadillac: Escalade Truck

"Oh man, did you see Matt's Minitruck? He was draggin' all the way down the street throwin' mad sparks everywhere."

"That minitruck is laid out. It's literally sitting on the ground."

by strawberrypunk88 October 27, 2008

decolletage ministry

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant decolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.

Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing decolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.

by evil pop tart May 30, 2009

Punching the prime minister

To use the bathroom

"C'mon rigby, we got to find a way out of here!

"Wait a sec mordecai, i'm punching the prime minister...."

by Norrabal January 2, 2019

wank mining

The act of masturbating while simultaneously surfing porn in a haphazard manner, in the hope of chancing across a piece of such unparalleled hotness/depravity that it pushes you to the point of orgasm.

"Anyone know of any good tips for multiple windows installations, without the mind numbing tedium?"
"do some wank mining on the first, while installing the second"

by wooty January 13, 2008

Salty Prime Minister

A Canadian sex act performed on a man, referred to as the "Prime Minister." The man's partner covers the Prime Minister's penis in maple syrup and Pop Rocks prior to performing fellatio on him.

Robin: "Do you have any Pop Rocks?"
Ted: "No, why?"
Robin: "Have you ever heard of a Salty Prime Minister?"
Ted: "No..."
Robin: "Nevermind."

by Komodeo October 9, 2012

Minitage

A short montage of assorted clips

Stubby's minitage is amazing!

by kTlew December 23, 2009

turd mining

gay men having butt love

the two coal miners where turd mining

by C.L.K. January 10, 2008