mexican threesome

When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.

Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome

by mexican threesome May 30, 2017

mexican neckbrace

When a woman wraps her thighs around the face of man with a moustache like Tom Selleck and a Hat like Speedy Gonzalez and says “ándale arriba!”

“Jimmy came to work on Monday with whiplash!”

“Yeah, I heard Monica gave him The Mexican Neckbrace after that party on the weekend.”

by Ames_on_fire March 9, 2018

Mexican Sarlacc

A toothy blow job from an individual who's mouth is full of hot sauce.

Bruh, they still had hot sauce in their mouth from the tacos when they gave me head, it was like a mexican sarlacc- spicy and toothy.

by Hexx Starcraft February 20, 2022

Mexican Fisherman

The extremely compelx act of gathering the ingredients of a taco, which includes: tortilla, beef, lettuce, cheese, tomato, hot sauce, etc. and smushing them all together in one's right hand. When these ingredients are thoroughly mixed together, proceed to fist your woman in the vagina. After continuously fisting the female, the taco ingredients should all be placed inside her vagina. Finally, proceed to eat out the female's vagina which should taste like delicious fish tacos!

Alec: yo bro what you doin?
Dan: nothin man I gotta relax after last night.
Alec: why chief, what happened?
Dan: me and my girl were hungry so we went to taco bell, then I gave her the good ol' Mexican Fisherman.

by thekevinsmyrl June 11, 2011

mexican forearm

A large dump caused by eating too many tamales

I ate 6 tamales and had a dump so large it looked like a Mexican forearm

by Az refer man March 23, 2017

Mexican Yodel

(noun) flatulence

I ate so many beans last night that my Mexican yodel sounded like a ranchero version of Hocus Pocus by Focus

by Crazy Habanero November 6, 2011

Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.

- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.

by vadissimo October 22, 2008