mentalbation

thinking of wanking or having sex with someone (without mutualism)

1: man did you see the girl on those tits?
2: mentalbation much?

by itoldyouiwoulddoitromyyouoweme December 17, 2008

mental pause

What men often experience during a woman's menopause.
A sudden interruption in thought or loss of the thought entirely.

"I am having/experiencing mental pause."

"Sorry! mental pause."

by Delmuire February 2, 2010

Mentasm

Mental Orgasm-the ability to have an orgasm simply by mental concentration.

(Kiki sitting staring blankly)

Kiki:oh...uh...ah

(Joe walks in)

Joe:what are you staring at Kiki?!?

Kiki:Nothing Joe! Leave me alone! Shut up! Im bout ta have a mentasm!............Mmmmmmm...Oh yeah baby!

by Joe an Kiki May 13, 2010

Mental Dental Oriental

The king of kool. Mental Dental Oriental. The best catchphrase evar!

"Man, I think you're the best, you're so amazing!"

"Yea! I'm Mental dental oriental!"

by The King....of Kool. April 7, 2005

mental masturbation

To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer almost sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental masturbation is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer's home, but not on their employer's time. Mental masturbation may be the reason for overly complicated and hard to understand solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler and more commonly understood solutions being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.

To workmate, on Monday morning, "Guess what I did over the weekend! I rewrote Linux in FORTAN! Cool huh!"
Workmate, unimpressed, "That sounds like mental masturbation to me."

by Shylock Merchant September 22, 2008

Mentally Constipated

-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full

I am mentally constipated.

by TheConstipationExpert February 21, 2011

prep mentality

The way preps think. It says, "I'm better than you, and I don't care about you or what you have to say. So shut up." Most people don't even notice they have aquired a prep mentality, and it is most often seen as bitchiness. It's the prep mentality - not the way some one dresses - that makes someone preppy and/or a prep.

It's not that I hate preps, or think they're bad people, but it's the prep mentality that make me mad.

by WhatareyouTALKINGabout March 4, 2010