Mad Mark

When someone proclaims to do something big and edgy which will have consequences however the behaviour something that is normal.

Im going to make a cup a tea you know!

“Mad him. Mad Mark.”

Ill go in work late tomorrow and no one will stop me.

“He will you know, Mad Mark”

by FredtheRed June 9, 2020

mad scenes

An argument or fight

Ah Jesus some pure mad scenes here.

by Liviaaaaaaaa September 23, 2017

mad professor

A scientist who invents crazy things that get beyond his scope of control and cause significant damage; a mad scientist.

The young mad professorKenny's invention,capital letter H,destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall,thus leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew he would have to deal with and live with the hole in his wall for a long time, due to the unhealthy economy and Obamacare.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017

Telstra Mad

When you are so mad, that chest pains, eye twitching, profanity, loss of mind are all in full swing and any form of control has been squashed by you diminished spirit, feelings of requiring therapy or remuneration due to incredibly poor service, you are officially Telstra Mad.

'On a scale of 1 to Telstra Mad, just how mad were you bro?' 'I was Telstra mad'

by Telstramadgirl March 13, 2018

Mad Frosty

Reaching the epitome of chill.

Person 1: Hey Steve how are you doing bro?
Person 2: I'm just sitting in my room watching Adventure Time and getting mad frosty at my place.
Person 1: Word...

by Obi Wan Jacobi December 13, 2012

Lunar Madness

A time of the month, so the myth says, when you have an insatiable hunger for lust and a feeling of sexual desire.

Person 1, "My girlfriend was pretty wild last night!"
Person 2, "Seriously?!"
Person 1, "Yeah, must have been Lunar Madness."

by ZeroNitro13 July 22, 2012

Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011