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baby mama machine

When a man has multiple baby mamas that combine their diabolical forces to wreak havoc on the man (baby daddy), any women that came after them OR another baby mama who they are jealous of, usually two or more jealous spiteful b*tches who encourage one another in their childish games getting off on trying to control their baby daddy through their offspring while simultaneously harassing someone who they think he is doing more for then them
1.)I thought I would take my girl out to dinner but the baby mama machine must have found out because I now all the sudden need to pick up my kids.
2.) Once again the baby mama machine is monitoring me on myspace trying to find out what their baby father and I are up to.
by you seen it here first February 26, 2008
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Macintosh

A Un-Reliable computer that frequently freeze's up, and screws up all of your work...
Also doesn't have any games, and the only ones they do have, suck... (Except for a few...)
Even though it has its downs, this compute is excellent with drawing/movie software.

But the bottom line is, don't get a Macintosh
Sam - I heard Billy got a Macintosh!

Franky - What a waste of money....
by Shadow_Lmte July 20, 2008
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maccin the biddies

To get all up in a ghetto ass.
Dovermen has been maccin the biddies.
by wangrowmen May 29, 2008
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macking

Here it is, to straighten it out for the non-mackers (symps)

A mack is a man who can woo a female of the opposite sex with his seductive actions and domineering manner. As a tribute to his skills, the woman will often do whatever he likes. This includes actions such as paying for meals and even rent.
I got that woman sprung man! I was a straight macking and she even paid my December rent. We are going to Friday's tonight, I'm eating steak tonight!
by Mackoftheyear December 21, 2009
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Washing machine

When a group of people talking group up into a circular form. The way washing machine functions is that a person is pushed in the middle of the circle and he is 'ganged up on' being continuously pushed around the circle.
If someone you dislike is in front of you in a circular conversation, push him in the circle, so everyone will gang up on him and push him. Use the word 'Washing machine' to alert everyone to gang up
by Unannoymous September 20, 2006
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sex machine

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.
"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"
by saggy sammy August 1, 2008
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maching

A maximum rate of speed, usually associated with skiing or biking -usually on the edge of control.
Yo Mango! did you catch Psycho and Jumbo maching straight down the gut of Lefty's Bowl?
by Broheimian Bradley March 9, 2008
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