Bud light

A formally popular pilsner, mild and inoffensive in taste, easy drinking however they decided to worry about their ESG score and used a trans gender in their advertising. Since then they've seen massive sales reduction, share price reduction and even ESG score reduction as they were seen as pandering to the right by not continuing with the advert. A future study in how not to market. ESG before the customer or profit

Friend 1: Hey I'm going to get myself a Bud light

Friend 2: Really? When are you getting your bottom surgery?

by Owen Jones will save humanity May 24, 2023

Lighthouse

A lighthouse: area that allows light to pass between a woman's legs and her public area- this must be observed while she is standing up with her legs closed together. If a woman has a lighthouse, one would be able to see light coming through this natural space regardless of how close her legs are together. If she's too overweight if flabby the fat closes down the passage of light.

Even though Jane is overweight, she still has a lighthouse.

by Mark the man aka MTM March 28, 2011

ride the lightening

For a person to be electrocuted or executed by means of the electric chair.

Billy went to ride the lightening after he raped his sister, murdered is family and ate their remains.

by Elky October 30, 2005

light a match

a phrase that can be used during paranormal experiences caused by an external or internal phenomena, phrase will be used in order to express extreme enjoyment of what had occurred. Ideal for those who live in the moment and are thinking of creating a new catch phrase craze. Instead of requesting a high five, pat on the back, or just plain old recognition. One would point and say, "Hey light a match to this." Only on special occasions could one physically light a match while saying this, after saying this, or silently, just lighting a match.

When Phil, Andrew, Matt, and Alex were driving home from Purdue, they were so excited to have survived the crazed driving that instead of kissing the sweet ground, he said, hey light a match to that.

Alex beat Phil so badly in Mario Kart that instead of saying in your face, he looked and said, "Hey light a match to this."

by Phil Persha January 11, 2009

Close the Light

When someone is just not thinking and says, "Could you close the light?" When, as everyone knows, no one can close a light.

Dude, could you close the light?

by 48967927634mvyeriyt September 7, 2009

coors light

(verb) The act of having sex in a canoe, kayak raft or tube. Fucking close to water.

1.I took out the center thwart and we did the coors light for five minutes until I got a hamstring cramp and flipped the boat.

2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light

by wears funny hats March 5, 2009

lighthouse

Trying to master mind control whilst standing in a corner. Usually looking absent or grinning insanely.

Look at that rob he's got some major lighthousing going on, he's being a real roft.

by robertino smitherino January 27, 2005