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Zoe and Jordan

Couple that is mfeo
"OMG! Zoe and Jordan need to get married!"
by DI2802 September 16, 2013
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Michael Jordan

In todays NBA, you have superstars for every team that take all the shots. Ray Allen for Seattle, Kobe for LA, Pierce for Boston, Wade for Miami, ect. and Jordan made it that way. He turned a TEAM game into a battle of the superstars. No longer is it Los Angeles Lakers vs. Dallas Mavericks it's Kobe Bryant versus Dirk Nowitzki. Jordan ruined the NBA. He created some sort of false "god-like" feeling with NBA players and it's ruing the NBA.

HE'S OVERATED and in no way shape or form the greatest ever.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the all-time leader in points, MVP Awards, second all-time leader in blocks, 3rd all-time leader in rebounds, 8th all-time leader in Field Goal %, and is tied with Michael Jordan for most championships won by an NBA player, why is he not the greatest basketball player of all tiem? Because everyone loves riding Jordan balls about everything. He was a great player, but the BEST EVER!? No way!
by Go Backz December 4, 2006
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jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.
That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!
by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009
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Jordan Elliott

Like Paulie Bleaker, Mclovin, or that one cool guy you know. Acts like a jackass and is flirtatious
Jessica: you know Joe?
Rachel: Yea! he's such a Jordan Elliott
by Joebichen April 22, 2009
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Jordan and Anna

Ex: (guy)*points over to "Jordan and Anna" * THEIR SUCH GOALS!
Jordan and Anna are goals. Wow look at them, I wish I could be as happy as they are!
by Jordan Eukle November 8, 2018
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Les Jordan

A large man with a disproportionately small penis.

Les Jordan's are neither showers nor growers.
"I thought he was gonna give me the Big D, but ended up getting Les Jordan"
by Big Shawraaaay August 21, 2016
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jordan leer

by George Bush’s Bush November 24, 2021
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