I Frame Johnson

After taking damage in most video games you will become invincible for a short while and can sometimes use that to bypass obstacles (this is most commonly used in platformers) and your character will be considered I Frame Johnson
Chat: "haha you took damage!"

Raysfire: "don't worry guys, we're gonna be I Frame Johnson to dodge these enemies"

Chat: "you're bald"
by QuackMaster12 July 16, 2022
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William Richard Johnson

William Richard Johnson, aka Willy Dick Johnson, aka Dick Dick Dick.
That girl could handle a William Richard Johnson situation.
by Aslegue87 July 30, 2022
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Jeremiah Johnson Jr

Hes the goat He gonna have a clothing line be a platinum rapper or popular youtuber or Actor and he gonna be a millionaire with the most prettiest Wife and gon be having 2 Sons And 1 Daughter or 2 sons 2 daughters when he 28 and his folks and his brother gon be straight 4 life………
Jeremiah Johnson Jr gonna go down in history.
by TJG4DAWIN February 18, 2022
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Hobos Green Johnson

Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.
After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.

Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!
by teamdiscoverychannel September 19, 2017
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The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
by Chelsea25 October 17, 2023
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Ben Cade Johnson

A complete moron

He’s is stoopid that he doesn’t even know that everyone thinks he is hilarious
Oh look Ben Cade Johnson is doing that thing again
by Old handle boi November 07, 2019
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Colby Bobby Johnson

Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure
by truthdefintion November 01, 2018
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