jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

Jaked

When a baby/toddler/small child takes, destroys, loses or hides your stuff (usually on purpose)

Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)

'Dude I just got Jaked!"

"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"

by mumof8 October 4, 2016

Jarred

Bitch ass nigga

Like to cheat
Like to hind the fact he had a baby mother and a new born

Jarred is a bitch

by I'm not the one January 19, 2017

Jaked

(Jake-ed)
Jacket + Naked
Not wearing a jacket and feeling somewhat naked without it.

I gave my girlfriend my jacket, but I felt jaked without it.

by CrayZonder May 19, 2017

jarid and rayna

Perfect together, hot, everyone wants to be them

Man, have you see that couple. Yeah they're like Jarid and Rayna

by Rsms.stalker May 26, 2017

Jarod kross

A good boy

I wanna suck a "jarod kross™" tbh

by _Rooby_ April 18, 2018

Jawed

Two words: future hubby. Jaweds are both emotionally intelligent and super sexy. Dynamic. The life of the party and a perfect coffee date. A loving, committed guy with a twist: sophisticated style and unwavering confidence. He will talk to you on the phone like it’s his job and will make your heart race. You could swim in the eyes of a Jawed for hours, and you probably will. So buckle up, there might be babies in your future.

Hurry, go get yourself a Jawed.

by JazzyJ48 December 7, 2017